Monday, May 26, 2008

in memorium.

dear chubbz,

you were the coolest van ever.

take care

Friday, May 23, 2008

saturday

there will be a van party somewhere in downtown montreal. it will be the last hurrah for chubbz as i will not be renewing the plates. come party one last time in the belly of the party beast. this is for anyone who has ever spent some time or maybe never even got to ride in him. tell stories, drink beer, piss out the hole in the floor and possibly listen to 90's pop punk. call me if you want to come or leave me a message. who knows, maybe the squirrel that was living in him will come party too.

ps. this is not an opportunity to trash him since i am trying to sell him.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

we live in a world.

here is an angry list.

1. if you have kankles and are a fat obese piece of shit, dont try running across the road. what the fuck is up with fat people? i saw a woman at the children's hospital who could literally crush a small child with her fat ass.

2. if you dont like the city and all of us CrAzY people that live in it, dont fucking come here. you got what was coming to you.

3. montreal cops are the most power hungry pieces of shit known to man.

4. mcgill bros deserve to be u-locked.


here is a good list.

1. so many beers, soooooooo many.

2. bikes.

3. stef anderson.

4. stef anderson and her hockey fight fighting tactics.

5. jugs of carlo rossi.

6. stealing muffins.

7. going to bed when the sun is coming up and not doing drugs to achieve that.

8. slipping down a very slippery path.



we live in a world.