garlic breath.

pumped that i didnt blow a bunch of money of food last night, although the stealing of pizza crusts was taken to a whole new level. why do those pizza places put so much damn garlic on their pizz? i was slizzin' all over the place last night.

my farts smell.

shake this.

for the second night in a row, im really drunk. not as bad as last night, but still drunk enough. i biked all over the city today which ruled. my mom called me a bum, which also ruled. i love the "summer". more bike riding tomorrow.

wish you were here stef!

working for the weekend.

i am a can-man.

burgers rule.

i puked on emma's leg.

forever fucked.

the van is dead. this is really the straw that broke the camel's back. im tired of getting it fixed and i think its tired of driving around with 2 tons worth of people and gear in it. good enough run but im admitting defeat.

as if things could get any worse, i am currently getting over having pink eye, and i also have a chest infection. what the fuck?

as if things could actually get worse, i was given a ticket today for being parked in a delivery zone. thing is, i have a delivery plate. pretty bizarre huh? the day theres actually somewhere to park along that road and i dont have to tell someone with a normal plate to move, theres a fucking over zealous pig there handing out tickets like coors light during spring break daytona. the montreal police force is a joke, their officers are jokes and i fully encourage everyone to fuck with them any chance you get. theres no way in hell im paying that fucking ticket.

fuck this stupid fucking world.

mini man

today i saw a miniature man. not a midget, not a dwarf, just a very small, very cute man.

WHY?

UGGZ are the ugliest form of shoe apparel ever to grace the earth. theres nothing worse than seeing some frumpy girl with a worn out pair of UGGZ.