watery hands.

friday night at the squalor house. we all look great.

under my...thumb?

i present you...the thumb man.

cold basements.

last night i filled in for a show for the great montreal band barrier. it was amazing, i had such a fun time and cant wait to do it next weekend. if you are reading this and are perhaps interested in going to toronto, let me know, we will have tons of room.

i kind of miss that stache...

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elevator talk.

quote of the day...on the ride up.

"WHOA!! theres so much weight in here the elevator is going to break and we're going to go straight into HELL!!!!! ARRRAHHAHAHARARAHMPHRRRRHPRRHRHPHHHH."

- fattest man on the elevator.

quote of the day...on the way down.

"HARRRHMMMPHGHRRRHHMPPPGRRRRRRR. THATS A GOOD ONE!!! your jacket, ya thats a good one. i KNOW how much it costs! four hundred buckeroos right there!but theyre pretty good!!!"

- same fat man as before.