signatures.

i found out some other random details about my evening in toronto. i love pizza but i brought it to a completely new level. in this pizza place near where we were, i was waiting in line to get a slice. well i didnt feel like waiting so i decided to jam my fingers in the display case to try and reach the pizz. well that didnt work at the display case was starting to fall on me. marc had to come in and take the thing off of me, which led me to start shaking my fingers and yelling "OWWWW." the funny thing is is that we had half a pizza that was given to us in the van. at one point marc mentioned it to me and my reply was "would you shut the fuck up about that pizza marc! theres shrooms on that pizza." obviously there wasnt any shrooms on it let alone normal mushrooms.

mississauga was really fun. we played at a small bar called marcello's. the show was free so lots of people showed up. we got some free beer and free food, which was awesome. the owner of the bar, who's name was marcello, bought me a scoth after i told him that i was of scotish decent. he then told me that i was a real good fucking kid. he made us sign one of our cd's so he could put it up on his wall of fame. there also this other girl who bought a cd and wanted us to sign it. doing shit like that is actually really embarrassing . she then proceeded to ask us if we jack off into socks. it was a bit bizarre.

woodstock was yet another shit show. never have i been given so much free beer. the show was cool, lots of young kids but they stayed and listened. some little guy bought a shirt and asked if jamie could sign it. after the show we went to a restaurant called crabby joe's, where on monday nights they have these things called "schooners". its basically like buying a 40 at a bar. dan, the dude who put on the show, bought us a bunch and the his friend bought a couple more. we ate about a million salty peanuts and at the table next to us, there was a birthday party going on. the waitress brought out a little cake and everyone sang happy birthday. us being ther shitheads we are started throwing peanut shells all over the place. the place closed at one, so we went to charlie's across the street. on monday nights they have karaoke. all hell broke loose. more beers were bought, and the first song got called. jamie sang ace of spades by motorhead and marc and dave from vatican chainsaw massacre "rocked out" in front of him. the locals seemed to be a little taken aback. then this girl that was a friend of dan's started spitting beer on people. she spat beer right in marc's face, who then twisted it out of his beard into a glass and gave it to dave, who actually drank it. she then proceeded to spit beer into the mouth of dave about 4 or 5 times in a row. jamie then sang dragula by rob zombie. the "sexy" MC was pretty into it all. to finish off the night, jamie sang in da club bu 50 cent. we were all dancing on the dance floor having a blast when a girl who was with us burst onto the floor with no pants on. the floor cleared out in a hurry. it was basically the craziest monday night of my life.

last night we played in kitchener. it was a house show and it was a pretty good turnout. one of the dudes at the house made us some really good soup. i leanred about the term "freegan", which probably has to be one of the dumbest things ive ever heard of. basically, you can eat whatever you want as long as it comes out of a dumpster. i dont even know why you would give a label to that. anyways, the soup was good.

barrie show with the bats got cancelled, so we came to CJ's and are probably going to go see bruce and the dudes in attack in black record today and then go to the falls tonight.

we all still wish colin was here.